Ammullu kosam · Hemanth nunchi

Idhi ordinary gift kadu. Idhi neeku oka chinna roast, oka pedda love letter.

Scroll chey. Madhyalo "Moham pagilidi" anukunte… parledhu, adhi expected ey.

Official audit · mana chat

Ammullu, by the numbers

Mana chat motham count chesanu. Data scientist ni kada, idhey naa romance.

56"Paduko"Nannu nidrapuchataniki entha try chesav
39"Work chey / chesko"Naa manager kanna ekkuva follow-up
37"Tinu / tinava / tinesi"Amma kanna ekkuva
114one-word replies"Ok". "Ha". "Sare". "Hmm".
25🙄 eye-rollsPlus 18 🤦🏻‍♀️ facepalms
17"Jagartha"Prathi flight ki, prathi drive ki
254"pls" from meContext adagaku 🙈
248voice callsOkkati kooda "5 mins" lo ayipoledhu
Oka chinna savaal

Nee peru ki asalu meaning enti?

Clue: gold ki price undhi. Diamond ki price undhi. Nuvvu? Tap chesi guess chey.

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Top story

Man says "cold symptoms". Woman says "Nenu already anni pack cheskuna." Cold loses.

October 21. The woman arrived as planned. Sources confirm the man is secretly very, very happy.

Home & garden

Local woman preserving flowers by hand

"Avi chusinappudalla aa moment gurthu vostadi." Experts confirm the flowers are now family.

Pickup line desk

Queen of Hearts line used twice. Audience: "Good one but already chepav idi 😂"

The department admits it is "struggling to get new pickup lines." It plans to keep trying, forever.

Marriage desk

"Pelli eppudu cheskuntav Mari nanu?" asks woman

Man answers, "indhaka bet vesuntey chesukuney vadini." She calls him "Donga fellow." The case remains open.

Business

Lead photographer gets 3–4 leads at first stall. One person asks what "lead" means.

Consultant Ammullu advises: put chocolates or a spinning wheel next time, and ask the aunties for contacts.

Good Morning department

Naa pickup lines vs. nee comebacks

Nenu roju morning oka line pampa. Nuvvu konni sarlu naa kanna better reply ichav. Tap chesi chudu.

Mental Teacher gari syllabus

Nuvvu naatho cheyinchinavi

Nannu "mental" annav. Kani nannu sarigga chusukunnadi kooda nuvve.

Mana story ippati varaku

Konni dates, gurthu pettukovali

  1. "Let's make today a memorable day for both of us." Aa moodu rojulu lifelong gurthuntai.

  2. Naa birthday ki nuvvu Phoenix nunchi flight ekki vachav. Antha rare ga evvaru undaru.

  3. Indian store lo cold pressed oil, gongura, poppu, mangoes. Mana chinna grocery date.

  4. Fridge nindaa fruits, buttermilk, coconut water, and a full list of instructions.

  5. "Nenu Vostuna antey. Inka Nvu em matladaku." Nuvvu vachav.

Serious ga, okka nimisham

Ammullu,

Ee page lo chaala jokes vesanu. Ippudu okkati nijam cheptha.

Naa birthday ki nuvvu flight ekki vachav. Naa fridge lo fruits pettav, lunch box wash cheyyamani list raasav, prathi flight ki "jagartha" ani cheppav. Naa presentation sarigga avvakapothe "Oka presentation decide cheyyadhu ninnu" annav. Nenu nannu nenu doubt chesukuntunte, nuvvu naaku confidence ichav.

Nuvvu naa pakkana unte safe ga anipistundhi ani nuvvu annav. Naaku kooda adhey, Ammullu. Prathi sari.

Ee sari plan nenu chesa. Nenu teesukeltha, nenu chusukunta. Nuvvu just ra.

Nee Mental
(certified by you, 9 times)
Hemanth

Last question, promise

Ammullu, naatho oka proper date ki vastava?

Plan ready. Location surprise. Money waste ani tittakoodadhu.